We have a frog and a pig
a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman
a donkey and a dragon
a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn
and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub
But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie
I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken
The most personal thing I’m willing to admit: If your match answers show you believe that women have an obligation to shave their legs, that a woman who has slept with over 100 guys is a bad person, that homosexuality is a sin, that abortion is not an option, and that there are circumstances under which a person is obligated to have sex with you, I want absolutely nothing to do with you.